Substitution In The Dark
My girlfriend hides me in the closet at work and then lures the higher-ups into it. She pushes them into the corner and then pretends to be going down on them. But, in reality, it's me doing the deed. It's dark in the closet, so they have no idea. At first, I wasn't really good at it, but I'm an expert now. I am happy to give them oral for her. She is a queen and shouldn't have to do it, so I do it for her.
— Ian, 28