While I was in school, I had the sexiest math teacher ever. About three years after I left school, I met her in a club one night. I bought her a drink, and then we started dancing. After a while, we started to touch each other and started kissing. At the end of the night, we went back to her house and had great sex. We're still having sex now, even though she is ten years older than I am and nobody knows.
— Clay, 19