My Wife's Sister
I had been married for about three years when my wife's sister stayed with us one night. She's a knock-out. We went to the bar together, and my wife and her sister got smashed drinking Long Island iced tea. Anyhow, we got home, and they were both passed out. I took advantage of the night and had sex with her several times. She never knew it. She got pregnant, and I'm pretty sure the baby is mine, but she thinks it's her boyfriend's.
— Arnold, 40