Planning For Life's Pains
I've been married for three years. I like my wife, I really do, but her sister is so freaking hot! Her sister is twenty-four and getting married in a year to a real moron. I just wish we could have met sooner considering we had a connection before when we saw each other a lot. Maybe thirty years down the road, once everybody's divorced and bitter, we can get together. Ahh, life, you've got to love its pains.
— Caleb, 23