Unhappy Honeymoon

When honeymooning, I wasn't able to satisfy my wife. After a week of trying many different ways, she told me she wanted to quit doing it. She told me she was willing to give me an oral anytime I wanted, but she preferred not to have intercourse. Since then, she takes one day a month for herself. She refuses to let me know what she does, but I guess she goes somewhere for satisfaction. I don't know whether she gets a massage or something else, but I fantasize about it all day long. We've been married for fifteen years and, after our honeymoon, we have never had intercourse again. She is pretty good at giving me oral.

— Drezdon, 42

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