Thanks For Liberating Me
Before reading lots of these confessions, I have always been faithful to my girlfriend. But after reading almost all of these confessions, I'm going to start cheating big time! I have come to the conclusion that true love no longer exists. Faithfulness is a myth, and if everyone else is sowing their wild oats, why should I not join in? Chances are that, since girls are so much better at hiding infidelities, my girlfriend has probably already cheated on me anyway. So, why not return the favor? Why get married and have kids if I'm going to wonder if the kids are mine or not? I'd rather be alone for the rest of my life than go through a hell like that. Thanks to confessions for liberating me from the misleading happiness and hopeful illusions of a successful marriage!
— Kevin, 24