Yesterday was my birthday and my wife wanted to know what I wanted. I hinted that I wanted to have anal sex with her. She said no way. She says that the few times that we had it in the past it was too painful. On the morning of my birthday, we were lying in bed and my wife started to give me oral sex. I was feeling really good, and I started to rub her. The next thing you know, she reached over to the night stand and applied a glob of K-Y to me. Then she took off her pants and said, "Get up." She got on all fours. We proceeded to have the anal sex I really wanted.
— Ethan, 29