A Sick Test

Guys really like their testicles stimulated and seem to have, as a group, arrived at an understanding that this is much more appetizing for a lady when their testicles are hairless. Sometimes, when I am seeing a guy and wondering if I am the only girl in his repertoire, I will ask him to shave his testicles — innocently, of course, and only to facilitate more of the above. But in truth, I know if they were seeing other women, having shaved their testicles would be difficult to explain, and their willingness to do so is sometimes a good indicator of where I stand. A sick test, but is there any other kind?

— Amber, 31

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