One day I met a girl in one of my sociology classes who was on the varsity cheerleading squad. Well, we started talking and were getting along pretty well when she invited me to go drinking with her and her friends that Friday night. So on Friday we went out and drank, and afterward she invited me back to her place. Soon we were on her bed making out, and she started to take my pants off. Right when she got them off, I came all over her face--before she'd even touched me down there. I think I got her right in the eye, because she started screaming and saying she couldn't see. I grabbed my pants, ran out the front door, and haven't talked to her since. It was very embarrassing, not to mention awkward, since I had class the whole semester with her. -- Jake, 19