I had a date with an older woman recently. She was the hottest and sexiest thing I had ever seen. She put me into a state of excitement that would not quit. One thing though, all she did was talk about herself; all night long. I finally excused myself from the table. She thought I was going to the restroom; but instead, I was taking a rest from her as I walked out the door, into my car, and drove home. Good evening. Take your sorry behind home by yourself.
-- Jake, 25
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