When I was in high school, I was dating my best friend’s sister. My best friend was a girl, and I was more in love with her than her sister. I had finally confessed to the both of them in the same room two days after graduation. She confessed the same. Then her sister, whom I was dating, spoke up and offered to do me like no one has ever done me before. I was like, “Well, no, I want your sister.” So they both decided to strip everything off of themselves and then me. They tied me to my best friend’s bed and hopped on top one at a time. This went on for three hours, and we made it a date for a couple of weeks. Three weeks later, they were both pregnant. We have two kids together now each, four total. I married my best friend, and her sister lives with us too. We are thinking about having more kids. Life is great when you have two wives.