I like to wear this rather short black nylon night shirt. Did I mention that it was short? Very short. My wife's mother came for a brief three day visit and, one morning, I decided to shock her with my night shirt. I went to the kitchen for some coffee and she was sitting there. When she saw me, she smiled and looked down at the hem of my nightshirt and asked, "What's that I see?Ē I told her it was only me.