Every Halloween, I dress up as a lady of the night. I wear a short mini skirt with three inch heels and off-black pantyhose. I'll wear a blonde wig with all the trimmings, a silk blouse, and a black brassiere with prosthetic breast inserts finishes off my ensemble. We go to a local party and I am generally the hit of the party. As the evening progresses, the ladies like to look under my skirt and see what's going on below.