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My girlfriend and I recently went on vacation to St. Thomas. We both bought sexy bathing suits to wear on the beach. Hers was a cute bikini and I bought a loin cloth through the internet. Trouble was, mine did not have anything underneath. I thought it was fantastic since it attracted a lot of attention from the single ladies at the hotel pool. My girlfriend was livid and insisted I get something else. The thing she did not like was that I was always in a heightened state of excitement and you could see quite the view under the front panel. I did not get a new bathing suit, but what I did get was a new girlfriend. I dumped her right there in St. Thomas. Good for me... -Matt, 29