My wife’s mother wants to get breast implants. Since she can't afford them, she wants me to pay for them. Sorry, that's was not in my long range plans. My wife is upset at me for not going along with her mother’s wishes. I have contacted my attorney and started the divorce proceedings. I have no intention of remaining with either of these egomaniacs any longer than necessary. Good riddance to both of you, and your small breasts.
-Alan, 28
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