I recently went on a date with a very attractive woman. Nice legs, nylon stockings, and probably a full D cup. One major problem though, she never shut up; she never stopped talking about herself and how men just fall all over her. She is also a cell phone addict. There wasn't a minute that went by when this girl wasn't either on the phone or texting. I excused myself from the table and proceeded to the door and into my car for the trip home. I left her stranded and haven't felt guilty for a moment. She tried to call several times, but thanks to caller I.D. I didnít answer.