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Where Not to Pick Up a Woman

Where Not to Pick Up a Woman

Obviously, family reunions and funerals are not fertile grounds for finding a date. But neither are these seemingly innocent settings. Even armed with your best smile and a foolproof line, you'll never win her over...

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Try These Pickup Lines

  • Can I lick that film off your teeth?
  • I don't know much about your future, but I know you have a beautiful background.
  • Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away!
  • Yeah, sure, I'm missing a few teeth. But that just means there's more room for your tongue.
  • Somebody call the cops. It's got to be against the law to look that good.